I am the Loch Newf Monster. Who are you?
Not my real name, of course, but some humans called me that and I guess I have no real objections...
You can call me Lochie. You would not be able to pronounce my real name anyway.
Before you read my journal you should know this: You must never repeat what you read! No one would believe you anyway.
And you must never go beyond any door that is marked SECRET. One never knows what might happen if you do.
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